Oh, how maddening it all is! I attract people's attention with my written words, and not my person. I fact, I am biologically unsuitable. Oh, well, at least, when I die, I'll be glad that in my lifetime, I have drawn tears from many eys and soften hearts and evoke memories.

It is so weird. I am frightening in person. In the written word, some people have swooned. At this rate, I'll be able to hypnotise a good number of victims. Yay!