Thursday, June 12, 2008

Interview with Professor bingoffsky - A controversial topic

Interviewer:Dr. bingoffsky, may I ask you a few questions?
F.B.: Certainly. PLease ask only scandalous questions, as I am anxious to gain publicity by notoriety.
Q: OK. Why did you dedicate it to Freud, your mentor?
A: Oh, Freud inspired me withthe most scandlaous theories. If it were no for his theories, this poem would never be written. It really is a poem on theories , you know.
Q:What theories?
A: Oh, psychoanalytical, biolopgical ... it's complicated. What 's your nest question?
Q: Why did you choose the title Songs of the Cricket?
A: Oh, it's anm unconsious imitation of Sonnets from the Portuguese. But I'm glad yo noticed. It is about a cricket singing you know ...
Q:Why a cricket? not a person?
A:Oh, it sounds more decent to write about insects. Truly, in a cricket I could

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